please slap mi!!!

can somebody just slap mi??
tell mi i heng or sway la??  i lost and found my hp twice ydae!!!

1st i left 1 at the smoking area at work and oni realise itz not w mi after like amost 1 hr!! then i found it there!! heng i working @ medical centre not much smoker here lo!!!

then later mi left it at partyworld and oni realised it's not w mi when i got home!! heng the waiter "wenming" found it!! his name really suit him lo!! very wen ming lo!!! no take mi hp go and sell!! even thou cant sell for much $$ but still!! wr still got so honest ppl???? this afternoon mi go partyworld pick up mi hp the mgr was like " wat u doing here so early?? 12pm!!" wahahah i told him i'm here to collect mi hp.. he oso say i very heng it was in the hands of this honest fella!!

now i'm like this kancheong queen , every sec checkin if mi hp w mi anot!! kaoz...my hp ringin' n itz somewr in the office!! arrrgh!! i'm beyond hope!!!